So I stopped in at Menard's today, while out hunting and gathering. I bought, among other things, 4 bags of water softener salt.
A kind young man was enlisted by his manager to help me carry the bags out. Normally I have a minion along for this, but not today. As we got to the trunk, I said, "Hang on a sec. I have some groceries in there and I want to move them out of the way."
He said, "Yeah, that would be good."
I said, "Yeah, I don't have a problem with salt on my tomatoes, but not when it's in a 50 pound bag."
He said, "And you don't want salt with sodium chloride on your tomatoes, anyway!"
I couldn't respond.
Another reason to homeschool...